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conanofallon: if all these hollywood stars think the stress of being nominated for an academy award is hard, they should try simultaneously live-blogging, tweeting, eating, photoshopping, studying, and watching the television screen all at once

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So this is me every single time Meryl appears on...

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You know who should've hosted this year? The...

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MIDNIGHT IN PARIS FOR BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

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Things I learnt this year with the Oscars

Harry Potter will never win an Oscar Harry Potter is actually the Leo DiCaprio of the movies Hugo wins everything This is Hugo awards Hugo is the Adele of movies Benedict Cumberbatch will never show up Benedict Cumberbatch is the troller of the trollers Benedict Cumberbatch is the Steven Moffat of British actors

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SHAKING. FINALLY OMG

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in which klaus is interviewed for the mystic falls...

Interviewer: So, why don't we start light. What's your favorite animated show.
Klaus: "My Little Pony."
Interviewer: .....
Klaus: .....
Interviewer: .... Wow. You're.... being totally serious.
Klaus: Of course! I've always had such a soft spot for Fluttershy, myself. But--Pinky Pie, god. Pinky Pie.....
Interviewer: .....
Klaus (shakes himself out of trance): Pinky Pie is everything I've ever wanted to be. And more. She plans all those wicked parties and events! She's full of light and joy, always smiling, that one. Always smiling. 
 Klaus (sobs)
Interview: Okay--um, moving on. Favorite book?
Klaus: Definitely "Black Beauty".
Interviewer: .....
Klaus: Show me a man who didn't weep into his beer when Cap got put down, and I'll show you a psychotic serial killer who's not fit for society.
Interviewer: .... But you're a psychotic serial killer--
Klaus: But at least I care about horses, okay! And birthdays.
Interviewer: And birthdays?
Klaus: A great man once wrote, "Thou shouldst never tarry to celebrate the day of thy birth, for surely it is the greatest day of all."
Interviewer: No great man ever wrote that.
Klaus: Yes, he did.
Interviewer: No, he didn't.
Klaus: Yes, he did, you'll find it etched in Latin on several cave walls in what's now called Malawi. They're nearly 900 years those ones.
Interviewer: But--why would people in Malawi write in Latin? Surely, they had their own language.
Klaus: ......
Interviewer: So... you wrote it?
 Klaus (growls)
Interviewer: Right, moving on. Favorite film?
Klaus: "War Horse".
Interviewer: Okay, I'm done.